Junior Developer Koans

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“Generate a react app without scaffolding” instructed the Master.
The student could not.

The old man told the young:
“Python has seen 3 versions in my day”.
The young man responded:
“Node has 12.”

“Teacher”, the student inquired, “What’s the best Javascript MVC?”
The teacher replied.
“It’s not JQuery.”

A Junior Developer wanted the best Javascript framework for his side project, so he evaluated every option before deciding.

He starved to death.

Node is Javascript. Javascript is not Node.

A Junior Developer was walking in the woods with his teacher.
“Master”, the disciple asked, “What browsers should I target?”
“What customers do you want?” replied the teacher.

A recruiter called a developer.
The developer never called back.

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